Date: 1 Apr 2000 20:27:58 AFT
Subject: KNOW YOUR RIGHTS
INTERNATIONAL MUSICIAN'S LICENSE
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The United Nations gave you the privilege to
perform freely throughout the world! (102nd Convention
on International Music of September 19,
1949 & World Court Decision, The Hague,
Netherlands, January 21, 1958)
Take advantage of your rights. Order a valid
International Musician's License that can never
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