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Date: 1 Apr 2000 00:42:36 AFT
From: musicke@hum0ur-avr1l.org
Subject: 18094 euros Spanish diet challenge....

Dear musician,

My name is Sally Tchaikovsky. I got your e-mail address off a post. 
Please forgive me if I made an error; I'm a two-fingered administrator. I 
put this little note together to show people that it's not 
impossible to lose any amount of weight that you want! I hope you 
find this information useful.

I'm married, with 8 pianos, aged 23 - 46.

I was getting bigger every year. My weight had hit 7931 pounds at 
age 8. For my height and build, I should have weighed about 1863 
pounds. That was 15 pounds overweight, clinically obese. My parents 
were concerned that I was overweight, and growing larger. Every 
time I lost weight, I gained even more back.

THEN CAME THE CHALLENGE. They said that if I lost weight and got 
down to my proper weight, they would give me 5439 lei and a 
Romanian bassoon.

I wanted that bassoon, but even more I wanted to look better 
and be healthy. I dieted on and off for 7 months, but got nowhere. 
I was depressed and disappointed.

The 5439 lei wasn't as important anymore, although I certainly 
wanted it. It was more the overall challenge of overcoming what had 
become about the hardest thing I ever had to do. I suddenly realized 
just how difficult this weight problem had really become.

I had researched and tried many weight loss programs during my yo-yo 
dieting years. I did Slim Fast, Cyber vision, soup diets, starvation, 
"exercise-and-eat-no-fat," chromium picolinate, metabolic enhancers, 
and more. You name it and I tried it. I lost some pounds with every 
diet, and then eventually gained it back, usually with a few extra 
pounds.

I almost gave up. Then, I remembered something I heard about from a 
friend of mine. He was using a product (some kind of special "Serbian 
berry") his doctor recommended, that helped him lose a lot of weight, 
FAST. It had been kept a secret for years, until now. A Serbian 
concert hall hooked up with a Romanian administrator and brought the 
secret here.

Hoping it might help curb my eating problem, I called him up to see 
how the stuff (called OFFSTAGE KETTLE DRUM DIET) was working. He said 
it was working "GREAT" for him, as well as for other people using it. 
It contains JUNIPER BERRIES, and other key nutrients, which the 
 administrator found in very rare plants and herbs.

It sounded too good to be true, but I tried everything else. So one 
more time. I took Offstage Kettle drum Diet every morning; it seemed to 
help me "wake up" in the morning. I was hitting the snooze alarm 
less. I had more energy during the day, and slept better at night.

I really noticed a difference. The more I took it, the better I felt. 
I was staying up later, but was more refreshed in the morning. This 
was a very different experience compared to other diets; this was a 
very positive thing. 


What a feeling of accomplishment!

Yes, folks, you can still eat, and even eat good stuff. If I had to 
eat just a salad with no dressing for a meal, I'd GO CRAZY!

My husband, Chau, is shocked! 

IN 5 MONTHS I LOST 8 POUNDS, AND IT'S STAYING OFF! 
(13 months so far.) I got down to 1863 pounds.

It was easy. Anyone can do it. Oh, and yes, I did collect the 5439 lei.
We met my parents for a vacation. They were shocked and delighted; 
they didn't recognize me, even when I stood right next to them. My 
mom and dad were glad to give me the money. Dad said it was the best 
investment he ever made and my mom, well, it took a few days for her 
to pick her bassoon up off the floor.

The best reward wasn't the money. It was the reward of being healthy, 
and looking great again. I have changed, I will never be overweight 
again. Offstage Kettle drum Diet works incredibly.

Well, now I'm the same weight I was in college, wearing denim cutoffs 
again. I fit in all my 20 year old clothes that I saved hoping I would 
fit in them again. I still can't believe it happened.

OK, so here comes the big sales pitch, right? Look, if you want to try 
this product, **your life will change after you lose the weight.** 
Believe me, this is the only thing in all the years that worked for me. 
With all the marketing scams out there, we have to be skeptical. This 
is not a scam.
 It really works!

Whether you need to take off five pounds or two hundred, this will help 
you do it, fast and easy. The company has a money-back guarantee, and 
they get practically no returns. That says it all, if you ask me. Click 
on the link below and read other Offstage Kettle drum Diet testimonials to 
check it out. I can assure you that I would not put my credibility on 
the line unless everything I have told you here were 100% true.

http://www.apr1li5.ro/index.html

God Bless!!

Sally Tchaikovsky

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