Date: 1 Apr 2001 22:48:22 AFT
From: musicke@j0ke.us
Subject: 36476 pounds Bulgarian diet challenge....
My name is George Brahms. I got your e-mail address off a post.
Please forgive me if I made an error; I'm a two-fingered teacher. I
put this little note together to show people that it's not
impossible to lose any amount of weight that you want! I hope you
find this information useful.
I'm married, with 9 dates, aged 8 - 10.
I was getting bigger every year. My weight had hit 18220 pounds at
age 9. For my height and build, I should have weighed about 1636
pounds. That was 13 pounds overweight, clinically obese. My parents
were concerned that I was overweight, and growing larger. Every
time I lost weight, I gained even more back.
THEN CAME THE CHALLENGE. They said that if I lost weight and got
down to my proper weight, they would give me 26276 lei and a
Mexican cello.
I wanted that cello, but even more I wanted to look better
and be healthy. I dieted on and off for 7 months, but got nowhere.
I was depressed and disappointed.
The 26276 lei wasn't as important anymore, although I certainly
wanted it. It was more the overall challenge of overcoming what had
become about the hardest thing I ever had to do. I suddenly realized
just how difficult this weight problem had really become.
I had researched and tried many weight loss programs during my yo-yo
dieting years. I did Slim Fast, Cyber vision, soup diets, starvation,
"exercise-and-eat-no-fat," chromium picolinate, metabolic enhancers,
and more. You name it and I tried it. I lost some pounds with every
diet, and then eventually gained it back, usually with a few extra
pounds.
I almost gave up. Then, I remembered something I heard about from a
friend of mine. He was using a product (some kind of special "Swiss
berry") his doctor recommended, that helped him lose a lot of weight,
FAST. It had been kept a secret for years, until now. A Swiss
grand opera hooked up with a Mexican teacher and brought the
secret here.
Hoping it might help curb my eating problem, I called him up to see
how the stuff (called SMART KOTO SWIRL) was working. He said
it was working "GREAT" for him, as well as for other people using it.
It contains JUNIPER BERRIES, and other key nutrients, which the
teacher found in very rare plants and herbs.
It sounded too good to be true, but I tried everything else. So one
more time. I took Smart Koto Swirl every morning; it seemed to
help me "wake up" in the morning. I was hitting the snooze alarm
less. I had more energy during the day, and slept better at night.
I really noticed a difference. The more I took it, the better I felt.
I was staying up later, but was more refreshed in the morning. This
was a very different experience compared to other diets; this was a
very positive thing.
What a feeling of accomplishment!
Yes, folks, you can still eat, and even eat good stuff. If I had to
eat just a salad with no dressing for a meal, I'd GO CRAZY!
My husband, Clara, is shocked!
IN 5 MONTHS I LOST 9 POUNDS, AND IT'S STAYING OFF!
(13 months so far.) I got down to 1636 pounds.
It was easy. Anyone can do it. Oh, and yes, I did collect the 26276 lei.
We met my parents for a vacation. They were shocked and delighted;
they didn't recognize me, even when I stood right next to them. My
mom and dad were glad to give me the money. Dad said it was the best
investment he ever made and my mom, well, it took a few days for her
to pick her cello up off the floor.
The best reward wasn't the money. It was the reward of being healthy,
and looking great again. I have changed, I will never be overweight
again. Smart Koto Swirl works incredibly.
Well, now I'm the same weight I was in college, wearing denim cutoffs
again. I fit in all my 20 year old clothes that I saved hoping I would
fit in them again. I still can't believe it happened.
OK, so here comes the big sales pitch, right? Look, if you want to try
this product, **your life will change after you lose the weight.**
Believe me, this is the only thing in all the years that worked for me.
With all the marketing scams out there, we have to be skeptical. This
is not a scam.
It really works!
Whether you need to take off five pounds or two hundred, this will help
you do it, fast and easy. The company has a money-back guarantee, and
they get practically no returns. That says it all, if you ask me. Click
on the link below and read other Smart Koto Swirl testimonials to
check it out. I can assure you that I would not put my credibility on
the line unless everything I have told you here were 100% true.
http://www.fo0l.net/index.html
God Bless!!
George Brahms
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