Ask Alice - Classical Music agony aunt Alice McVeigh wrestles with 1984 and the mind police

Classical Music agony aunt ALICE McVEIGH
wrestles with 1984 and the mind police

YOU TOO CAN LOSE FOUR DRESS SIZES BY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!

-- or so I was told on Facebook --

To which I responded, out loud, yet, so I must really be losing it: 'Of course you can. Anyone can. Assuming, of course, that you are willing to (a) eschew all foodstuffs and (b) accept that you mean by Valentine's Day 2020.'

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